Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
