im gay
i know
yea but for you.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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