I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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