I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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