READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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