i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
