she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
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