my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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