shes about as inviting as chlamydia
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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