My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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