I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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