I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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