is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
And then he peed in my hair
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