is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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