Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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