Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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