i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Randomize
