I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
