I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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