i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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