Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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