I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Randomize
