I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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