Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Randomize
