And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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