ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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