it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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its like you know when i get waxed
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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