Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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