Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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