I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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