Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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