I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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