Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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