i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
