Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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