The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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