whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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