the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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