gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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