your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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