You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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