How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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