Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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