In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Randomize
