If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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