wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Randomize
