It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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