My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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