idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
