we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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