Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
we should paint friendship bongs
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