Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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