Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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