He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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