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(248): View more from Michigan

im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am

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(313): View more from Michigan

oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober

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(619): View more from California

She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me

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(404): View more from Georgia

Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.

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(303): View more from Colorado

They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time

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