our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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